My daughter has decided she’ll call me by my name. She’s two and my name isn’t easy for a two year old to say so I have to laugh and it’s almost adorable. I remembered how she called her dad by his name and he’d get so pissed. I told him it was only because my other sons called him by his name and she’d figure it out. But pissed off he’d get any damn way. During his hours of endless lectures about how shitty of a person I was, he’d even make sure to mention I was so awful that I wouldn’t even correct his own child to call him dad instead of by his name.
It makes me laugh now. The absolute insanity of being so damn mad at a child for calling you by a certain fucking name. Holy crap.